He is identifiable by being the guy running through the hallways screaming "I quit" at the top of his lungs. Please stop him, I don't trust his ability to regulate himself in his current state. His name is Archivist Morgan and he's heading for the medical bay in order to amnesicize himself. Note: To Site security: I would like to report that there is a mental breakdown in progress in the general area of the 914 testing area. Output: One paper with a big "NO" written in the center that was floating in the air, spinning, and playing "Yakety Sax" from no apparent source Input: One handwritten note reading "Please stop producing anomalous items." Note: I don't know how it stretched the metal out to the size of the cupcake, but I expected nothing less from the machine that produced all that stuff. ![]() Mass of the respective items exactly matched that of the input items. Output: One metal cupcake and one bolt made out of cake. Input: One cupcake and one oversized bolt Note: After spending the past several years cataloging the endless tidal wave of anomalous items produced by this thing, we thought it was time for an experiment of our own. Total Items: One cupcake, one oversized bolt, and one handwritten note
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